It’s sad to see so much violence coming from the Muslim community in recent weeks. On the plus side my local Halal butcher has had some great deals on meat.
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MayFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.19
MayCheap Prostitute
in Dirty Jokes
Got approached by a prostitute today who said that she would do anything for $10. Guess who just got their car washed?
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MayNigerian King
Just got an email from a Nigerian king asking for my bank details to send me $1 million. They must think I’m stupid, after going to the trouble of kidnapping his daughter and holding her in my basement I need at least $10 million.
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MayAustralian Kiss
in Dirty Jokes
Q. Why is an Australian kiss better than a French kiss?
A. Because they’re down-under.
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MayTyre Manufacturer
Do you work for a tyre manufacturer because you look like you have a lot of experience with rubber?
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MayMonday joke
You remind me of Mondays… Nobody likes you and you make me feel tired.