Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Church WiFi

in Religious Jokes
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My local church have now installed Wi-Fi to help improve communication. Are they finally admitting praying doesn’t work?

Grass

in Surreal Jokes
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I saw a sign today day telling please keep off the grass. I wonder how it got there?

Black People

in Racist Jokes
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I was gonna make a joke about black people but I guess I’ll have to slave it for later.

Hospital Bathroom

in Dirty Jokes
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The following coversation took place in a hospital bathroom.

Patient: Have you seen one as big as this today? (points to crotch area)
Nurse: Yes, I also work on the maternity ward.

Drinking Problem

in Disabled Jokes
+23 -27

My doctor told me today that I shouldn’t drink alcohol every day. “That’s fine”, I said, I only drink at night anyway.

Sacked

in Relationship Jokes
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I’m beggining to have doubts about my wife. She got sacked last week for drinking on the job…. she works in a sperm bank.