Yo mama is so dirty that her bedroom toys are powered by diesel.
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MayFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.24
MayChimpanzee Diet
in Animal Jokes
Have you heard about the amazing new chimpanzee diet for weight loss? All you have to do is eat 20 bananas a day and spend about 12 hours climbing trees.
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MayMan depressed
Three things that can make a man depressed.
1. Job Sucks
2. Bank balance sucks
3. Wife doesn’t suck
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MayBaby Chat Up Line
Waah Waah (simulate crying), can I suck on your breasts? (It works for babies).
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MayCats breakfast
in Animal Jokes
What do cats love to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies
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MayJump
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even jump to conclusions.