CALENDAR FACT: All the seasons are named after coils of metal.
Except Winter and Summer.
And Autumn.
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JulFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.29
JulEvil Plan
Until recently I used to think all my work colleagues were hatching some sort of evil plan against me but then I discovered they’re actually using alcohol hand gel.
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JulCovid Mask
Decided to wear a Covid mask for protection but now I have to go to hospital with 3rd degree burns on my legs. Turns out you have to take the mask off if you drink coffee.
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JulOff Switch
I found the off-switch on women. It’s in the back of their heads.
You have to use a bat to activate it.
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JulDictionary
What a sh*t day I’m having. Just picked up my dictionary to find that most of the pages have been ripped out.
It just goes from bad to worse!!
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JulBest Part
in Dirty Jokes
The best part about getting a blow job is my girlfriend not being able to speak.