Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Dirty Mind

in Dirty Jokes
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Q. What starts with “P” and ends with “ORN”
A. Popcorn.

Boobs Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
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Is it hot in here or are you boobs just really huge?

Fine Grains

in Racist Jokes
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If you prefer basmati rice above long-grain rice does that make you riceist?

Sun

in Dirty Jokes
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Three things that the sun and women’s boobs have in common.

1. They’re both round.
2. They both make the world a brighter place.
3. If you stare at them too long it can be dangerous.

Dangerous Drink

in Relationship Jokes
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Ladies please be careful when drinking tea. I found out last night that tea is more dangerous than alcohol. I came home at 4am after having 12 pints of beer and my wife who stayed at home drinking tea was really angry and violent.

Leaves

in Racist Jokes
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Q. How did the Irish man break his leg raking leaves?

A. He fell out of a tree.