Q. Why was the coffee sad?
A. Because it was depresso
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MarFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.09
MarVitamins Pick-Up Line
My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
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MarLife After Death
The following conversation took place between a boss and his employee.
Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: Yes!!
Boss: That’s good, because after you left early yesterday for your grandmother’s funeral she came into the office to see you.
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MarAldi Shampoo
in Animal Jokes
Just got some discount shampoo from Aldi…
Because you’re worthless
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MarRoadkill
in Animal Jokes
Q. What’s the difference between a dead tramp and roadkill?
A. Roadkill has the skid marks on the front.
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MarFlowers
I’d just like to thank all those people who have taken the time to put beautiful flowers by the side of the road. It really brightens up my drive to work.