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25
Mar

Connecting The Dots

By Roger
in Racist Jokes
+41 -24

Q. How do Hindus connect the dots?
A. They butt heads!

23
Mar

Phone Charger Pickup

By Daws
in Pick Up Lines
+31 -32

Hi are you a phone charger?? Because I would die without you.

23
Mar

Advertisements

By Pabbly
in Dirty Jokes
+53 -30

You can’t spell advertisements without semen between the tits.

21
Mar

Recycling

By SanjayDS
in General Jokes
+18 -29

Just started a new job at a can recycling factory.

It’s soda pressing.

21
Mar

Yesterday

By Dave
in General Jokes
+10 -36

Yesterday I had to change a lightbulb. Today I had a drink in a bar with a Jew and an Irish man.

Looks like my life has become one big joke.

19
Mar

Black Ice

By Fred
in Racist Jokes
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+35 -51

Heard on the radio today that black ice is more dangerous than white ice.

Surprise surprise.

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