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31
Mar

White People

By MarkA
in Racist Jokes
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+24 -65

Q. How many white people does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
A. None, they get blacks to do it for them.

29
Mar

Anywhere

By FrankD
in Relationship Jokes
+80 -23

Note to self…. When your girlfriend says “You can stick it anywhere you want”, that doesn’t include her sister.

29
Mar

Bricklayer

By Sarah
in Racist Jokes
+29 -27

Just started dating an Italian bricklayer…

It’s cement to be.

27
Mar

Arabic Thief

By Daws
in Racist Jokes
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+75 -55

Q. What do you call an Arabic thief who steals garden tools?

A. Amin Yashed

27
Mar

Inflatable

By Rod
in Dirty Jokes
+20 -28

Made love to an Inflatable doll the other day. Now I have an inflatable guy looking for me.

26
Mar

Horse

By Derez
in Animal Jokes
+59 -39

A horse walks into a bar…
The bartender says “Why the long face?”

The horse, unable to speak English, shits on the floor and leaves.

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