Really fed up with my new Thai bride!
She keeps leaving the toilet seat up!
06
AprFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.04
AprSocial Justice
Just decided to start my own company promoting social justice. All my employees are going to be female. This is better because it promotes equality in society. Also I can pay them lower wages than men and they have nice tits.
04
AprSupermarket
The following conversation took place at a supermarket.
Man: Hi, I’ve lost my wife, can you talk to me for a few minutes?
Sexy Woman: Why?
Man: Because every time I talk to beautiful women my wife appears out of nowhere.
02
AprMC Hammer
Went to a party last night at MC Hammer’s house. It was terrible, he kept getting really paranoid about people touching things.
02
AprFun Fact
The first ever tablet to download data from the cloud was actually invented by Moses in 1300 BC.
31
MarBattle Uniform
Just gave my girlfriend a medieval battle uniform to polish while I go to the bar.
She always said she wanted a night in, shining armour.