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16
Oct

Airport Security

By Dave
in Political Jokes
+30 -20

Just had the following conversation at the airport

Security: Do you mind if we search your luggage?
Me: It depends, what are you looking for?
Security: Drugs
Me: Well in that case, no!

16
Oct

Up All Night

By Sammy
in Disabled Jokes
+31 -25

Stayed up all night trying to remember if I have amnesia or insomnia.

14
Oct

Immature

By Dave
in Relationship Jokes
+14 -22

The following conversation took place after my girlfriend called me immature

Me: If I’m immature, how come I’ve got an Asfor?
Girlfriend: What’s an Asfor?
Me: Shitting, hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

14
Oct

Waxing Car

By TonyW
in General Jokes
+8 -32

Just spend an hour waxing the car. It’s amazing how many dog hairs you can remove from the seats.

12
Oct

Bat Attack

By SteeA
in General Jokes
+11 -25

Just been attacked by a thug with a bat.

It’s amazing how good thugs are at training animals these days.

12
Oct

Gun Manuals

By Daws
in General Jokes
+18 -16

Do gun manuals have a “trouble shooting?” section?

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