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28
Oct

Max Factor

By StephenP
in Dirty Jokes
+29 -11

Just read that “Max Factor mascara makes eyelashes appear three times longer!”

Would be great if Max Factor also made condoms.

28
Oct

Knock Knock

By Vinny
in Religious Jokes
+5 -48

Knock Knock.

Who’s there??

It’s me your local Jehovah’s Witness coming to tell you about Christ.

26
Oct

Doctor

By Shorty
in Dirty Jokes
+64 -26

Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, “How soon do you think we’ll be able to have sex?”

He winked at me and said “Well, I’m off duty in ten minutes, meet me in the car park.”

26
Oct

Look Younger

By Dave
in General Jokes
+27 -12

Appear 10 years younger by telling everybody you are 10 years older than you actually are.

24
Oct

Woman

By SteeA
in General Jokes
+44 -28

So a woman drives into a bar…

24
Oct

Oldest Man

By Sammy
in General Jokes
+20 -19

Heard on the news that the worlds oldest man died earlier today. Why does this keep happening?

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