Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Adopt Baby

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Me and my wife tried to adopt a baby last week but unfortunately the supermarket security guards saw us on CCTV and we were arrested.

Social Network Writing

in Surreal Jokes
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#People #Who #Write #Messages #Like #This #Are #Really #F*cking #Annoying #, #Please #Stop #! #!

New Years Resolution

in Surreal Jokes
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After hours of thinking I’ve finally decided on my new years resolution…

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Dragon

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Once I saved a girl from a fire-breathing dragon and all she could say was “You need to fix your drug problem”.

Baby Sponge

in Surreal Jokes
+15 -17

They say a baby has a brain like a sponge but I prefer to use a mop.

Blue Ray

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+14 -16

I remember the days when ‘Blue Ray’ was an elderly gentleman who drowned in our local swimming pool.