29Jul Adopt Baby By Vic in Surreal Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +15 -15 Me and my wife tried to adopt a baby last week but unfortunately the supermarket security guards saw us on CCTV and we were arrested.
09Feb Social Network Writing By Sarah B in Surreal Jokes +19 -19 #People #Who #Write #Messages #Like #This #Are #Really #F*cking #Annoying #, #Please #Stop #! #!
31Dec New Years Resolution By Steve in Surreal Jokes +17 -17 After hours of thinking I’ve finally decided on my new years resolution… 1920 x 1080
21Mar Dragon By RobinB in Surreal Jokes +42 -43 Once I saved a girl from a fire-breathing dragon and all she could say was “You need to fix your drug problem”.
27Feb Baby Sponge By Paul in Surreal Jokes +15 -17 They say a baby has a brain like a sponge but I prefer to use a mop.
08Oct Blue Ray By Vince in Surreal Jokes +14 -16 I remember the days when ‘Blue Ray’ was an elderly gentleman who drowned in our local swimming pool.