14May Green And Fuzzy By Will in Surreal Jokes +30 -27 What’s green and fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A snooker table.
15May Grass By Russell in Surreal Jokes +18 -15 I saw a sign today day telling please keep off the grass. I wonder how it got there?
12Apr Fat Woman By SteveS in Surreal Jokes +22 -19 Drove my car into a fat woman today. I was gonna drive around her but I didn’t have enough gas.
12Feb Memory Transfer By Paula in Surreal Jokes +23 -20 Have you heard about this new thing you can have that transfers the thoughts and memories of one person to another person. It’s called a CONVERSATION.
05Mar Work Accident By Chris in Surreal Jokes +20 -17 Just received £10,000 after a recent accident at work. I pushed my boss down the stairs then drove off with his car which I sold on eBay.
19Mar Disappear By Dave in Surreal Jokes +19 -17 How come everyone loves it when when a magician makes stuff disappear but when an airline pilot does it everyone freaks out?