Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Green And Fuzzy

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What’s green and fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree?
A snooker table.

Grass

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I saw a sign today day telling please keep off the grass. I wonder how it got there?

Fat Woman

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Drove my car into a fat woman today. I was gonna drive around her but I didn’t have enough gas.

Memory Transfer

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Have you heard about this new thing you can have that transfers the thoughts and memories of one person to another person. It’s called a CONVERSATION.

Work Accident

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Just received £10,000 after a recent accident at work. I pushed my boss down the stairs then drove off with his car which I sold on eBay.

Disappear

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How come everyone loves it when when a magician makes stuff disappear but when an airline pilot does it everyone freaks out?