Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Fridge

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Why is there a ‘d’ in the word fridge but not in the word refrigerator?

Weather Forcast

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The weather forecast for tonight…. Dark!

Invisible Man

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The following conversation took place in a hospital.

Secretary: “Doctor the invisible man is here, he says he had an appointment.”
Doctor: “Tell him i cant see him.”

Crazy Statistic

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Just heard on the radio that apparantly 1 in 20 people live next door to a peodophile.

I don’t… I live next to a really fit 12 year old.

Surreal Answer

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A friend says to me “What rhymes with orange?” I said “No, it doesn’t!”

Garage

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I used to have a job working at a garage fitting tires but I couldn’t handle the pressure.