Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Weather Forcast

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The weather forecast for tonight…. Dark!

Invisible Man

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The following conversation took place in a hospital.

Secretary: “Doctor the invisible man is here, he says he had an appointment.”
Doctor: “Tell him i cant see him.”

Crazy Statistic

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Just heard on the radio that apparantly 1 in 20 people live next door to a peodophile.

I don’t… I live next to a really fit 12 year old.

Grass

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I saw a sign today day telling please keep off the grass. I wonder how it got there?

Fat Woman

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Drove my car into a fat woman today. I was gonna drive around her but I didn’t have enough gas.

Memory Transfer

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Have you heard about this new thing you can have that transfers the thoughts and memories of one person to another person. It’s called a CONVERSATION.