Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Took my grandma to a fish spa therapy center where the fish eat dead skin for only $45. It was so much cheaper than getting her buried in the cemetery.

A man walks into the Doctors wearing only cling film pants.

The Doctor says ” I can clearly see your nuts”

I wish I were a unicorn…. so I could stab idiots with my head.

My friend got me a book for my birthday called ‘Recipes for Cooking Road-kill’. I found some road-kill the other day, cooked it and it was delicious.. Not sure what to do with the bicycle though.

What’s green and fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree?
A snooker table.

I saw a sign today day telling please keep off the grass. I wonder how it got there?