Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Role Reversal

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My wife suggested we should try some role reversal in bed so I told her I have a headache.

Knives

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Men who say that a woman’s place is in the kitchen are making a big mistake, that’s where the knives are kept.

Weird Wife

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Can’t believe how weird my wife is. Every time we have a conversation she always starts with “Did you hear what I just said?”

5 Year Relationship

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Just recently ended a 5 year relationship. It’s OK though, it wasn’t my relationship.

Wife and Kids

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Can’t believe how long my wife and kids spend on eBay. It’s been weeks and still nobody has made a bid for them.

Treasure

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“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” is an awesome phrase.

But it’s a horrible way to find out you’re adopted. 🙁