03Nov Treasure By Jim in Relationship Jokes +68 -36 “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” is an awesome phrase. But it’s a horrible way to find out you’re adopted. 🙁
01Mar 5 Year Relationship By Sam in Relationship Jokes +51 -19 Just recently ended a 5 year relationship. It’s OK though, it wasn’t my relationship.
26May Wet By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +60 -29 The following conversation took place between a husband and wife. Wife: Tell me something that will make me wet. Husband: Go outside, it’s raining.
07Mar Holiday By david in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +70 -39 The following conversation took place while on holiday. Husband: Do you want to have sex? Wife: No… what about my friend? She’s in the next room. Remember? Husband: Ok.. I’ll go ask her then.
18Apr Vasectomy By Tomc in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +64 -34 Can’t believe how much doctors lie. Last year I went to hospital to get a vasectomy to stop my wife getting pregnant but it turns out all it does is change the color of the baby.
10Nov Wife and Kids By CarlP in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +51 -21 Can’t believe how long my wife and kids spend on eBay. It’s been weeks and still nobody has made a bid for them.