Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

5 Year Relationship

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Just recently ended a 5 year relationship. It’s OK though, it wasn’t my relationship.

Treasure

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“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” is an awesome phrase.

But it’s a horrible way to find out you’re adopted. 🙁

Holiday

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The following conversation took place while on holiday.

Husband: Do you want to have sex?
Wife: No… what about my friend? She’s in the next room. Remember?
Husband: Ok.. I’ll go ask her then.

Wet

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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Wife: Tell me something that will make me wet.
Husband: Go outside, it’s raining.

Extra Weight

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A recent study has found that women who carry a bit of extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Vasectomy

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Can’t believe how much doctors lie. Last year I went to hospital to get a vasectomy to stop my wife getting pregnant but it turns out all it does is change the color of the baby.