Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Wife and Kids

in Relationship Jokes
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Can’t believe how long my wife and kids spend on eBay. It’s been weeks and still nobody has made a bid for them.

Shopping

in Relationship Jokes
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Just had the following argument with the wife while out shopping:

Wife: Does this dress make me look fat?
Me: Do you promise not to get mad whatever I say?
Wife: Yes, sure.
Me: I f*cked your sister.

One In A Million

in Relationship Jokes
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My wife told me today that I was one in a million. After checking through her text messages it looks like she was right.

Ethiopian Girlfriend

in Racist Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+140 -112

Q. What’s the best thing about having an Ethiopian girlfriend?
A. You know she’ll swallow.

Wife In Bed

in Relationship Jokes
+46 -19

Really satisfied my wife in bed last night. I slept on the sofa.