Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Jun

Cheating

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+51 -7

Girlfriend just accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.

Oct

Four Secrets

By Kevin

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+70 -26

Four secrets of a happy marriage.

1. Find a woman who can cook and clean.
2. Find a woman who is an animal in bed.
3. Find a woman with lots of money.
4. Make sure none of these 3 women ever meet each-other.

Jan

Family

By PeteS

in Relationship Jokes

+109 -66

Spoke to my family today after my WiFi went down. They seem like nice people.

Nov

Blind Dates

By Stewart

in Relationship Jokes

+71 -28

I love blind dates. I spent the whole time staring at her tits and she didn‘t even notice.

Aug

Weight

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+78 -37

My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.

Oct

Birthday

By SteveB

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+79 -41

Yesterday I asked my wife what she wanted for her upcoming birthday and she told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds. I hope she likes the pack of playing cards I got her.