30Aug Safari By Dave in Relationship Jokes +30 -23 The following conversation took place while on safari. Wife: Wow those hippos are really fat and ugly, are they relatives of yours? Me: Yeah, they’re my in-laws
24Oct Text Messages By Styea in Relationship Jokes +25 -18 The following text messages were exchanged between a boyfriend and girlfriend. GF: nose GF: I just typed “nose” with my nose! BF: penis
30Jan Role Play By Crisco in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +21 -14 Last night my wife told me she wanted to do some role-play and aked me to pick any scene from any film. She quickly realised this was a mistake after I shouted “THIS IS SPARTA” and kicked her down the stairs.
14Dec World Famous By Pete in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes +69 -63 My girlfriend recently became a world famous porn star. She’s gonna be really angry when she finds out.
23Nov Painful Procedure By Dave in Relationship Jokes +19 -13 Yesterday I went through a costly and painful procedure that required me to have my spine and both testicles removed. Still, I got some fantastic wedding presents.
05Mar Buzzing By Debb2 in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +24 -18 My young daughter asked me this morning. “Daddy, what were you and Mummy doing in the bedroom last night, I could hear a buzzing noise, then Mummy started to scream?” “Nothing darling,” I replied. It was then I burst out laughing as my wife walked down the stairs with her half shaved head.