Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Crayons

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Q. What do people and crayons have in common?

A. Nobody likes the white ones

Ethiopian Boy

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Q. Why did the two year old Ethiopian boy cry?
A. He was going through a mid life crisis.

Ikea

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The CEO of ikea has been heavily critisised by anti-racism groups after he recently said that monkeys are not welcome in his stores.

Gay Irish

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Q. What do you call two gay Irish men?

A. Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.

Arab Alcoholic

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What do you call an Arab Alcoholic?
Mustafa Pint

German Market

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Went to a German market last week. My Jewish granddad would have been so proud to see me enjoying the hard work of hundreds of Germans locked in tiny wooden sheds.