Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Feb

By Peter

in Racist Jokes

+42 -59

What does a Mexican put under his carpets?

Underlay!

Feb

By IDKWTFTNTS

in Racist Jokes

+29 -46

Q. How do you know if a black woman is pregnant?
A. When she pulls out the tampon and all the cotton is picked clean.

Oct

By Jean Claude

in Racist Jokes

+47 -64

Just failed my French exam, they deducted me 10% for using deodorant.

May

By Timothy

in Racist Jokes

+11 -28

Why did the black man cross the road?

To get away from the cops.

May

By The Judge

in Racist Jokes

+46 -64

Q. What’s the difference between batman and a black guy?
A. Batman can go a night without robin.

Sep

By Dave

in Racist Jokes

+41 -59

I’ve always stood up for black people. It’s not worth getting stabbed over a seat.