Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

mexican carpets

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What does a Mexican put under his carpets?

Underlay!

Pregant Black Women

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Q. How do you know if a black woman is pregnant?
A. When she pulls out the tampon and all the cotton is picked clean.

French Exam

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Just failed my French exam, they deducted me 10% for using deodorant.

Robin

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Q. What’s the difference between batman and a black guy?
A. Batman can go a night without robin.

Stood Up

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I’ve always stood up for black people. It’s not worth getting stabbed over a seat.

Crayons

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Q. What do people and crayons have in common?

A. Nobody likes the white ones