Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

The Road

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Why did the black man cross the road?

To get away from the cops.

Black Ice

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Heard on the radio today that black ice is more dangerous than white ice.

Surprise surprise.

Japanese Rice

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What do you call a Japanese man who has eaten too much rice?

Nowa Nidashi (Now I need a sh*t)

On the Titanic

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Q. What do you call 1’000 (insert race here) on the titanic?
A. A good start!

Scousers

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Q. Which website do Scousers use to get a trampoline for their kids?
A. Google Maps

French Exam

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Just failed my French exam, they deducted me 10% for using deodorant.