Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes some hilarious Coronavirus jokes.

British Chess

in Political Jokes
+25 -26

I’ve come up with Chess: British Edition. There’s no king, the queen does f*ck all and the castles are replaced with mosques.

Kim Film

in Political Jokes
+13 -14

The North Korean leader Kim Jong Un recently announced he’s gonna be giving out a prize for the best film that’s made about him. The prize is 15 years.

Nigerian King

in Political Jokes
+15 -16

Just got an email from a Nigerian king asking for my bank details to send me $1 million. They must think I’m stupid, after going to the trouble of kidnapping his daughter and holding her in my basement I need at least $10 million.

CoronaVirus Joke

in Political Jokes
+8 -9

I heard a really great Coronavirus joke the other day but I don’t want to spread it.

Kim Jong-Un

in Political Jokes
+19 -20

Don’t know why everyone suddenly thinks North Korea’s leader Kim Jong-Un is crazy. It was obvious after he made that song ‘Gangnam Style’ that something wasn’t quite right with him.

Virus

in Political Jokes
+20 -22

We’re lucky the Corona virus happened in 2020.
Imagine if this happened in 2003?
We’d be trapped in our houses for months playing f*cking snake on a Nokia 3310.