05Sep Priest Told Me Chatup Line By SteveS in Pick Up Lines, Religious Jokes +19 -51 I have a really small peenis, at least that’s what the priest told me.
23Dec Christmas Tree Pickup Line By Stevey in Pick Up Lines +13 -46 Hi, can you come to my house tonight and help put my Christmas Tree up? I want it in my bedroom.
14May Breastfeed Chat-Up Line By Tommy in Pick Up Lines +5 -38 Wow I bet you could breastfeed a whole nursery of babies.
16Feb Message Pick Up By Dave in Pick Up Lines +13 -46 Can you send me a message because then I can tell my friends I’ve received a message from an angel?
03Jun Hurt My Back Pick Up Line By Garret in Pick Up Lines +26 -60 (Walk over with a hunched back) I hurt my back trying to suck my penis.
31Oct Ex-Wife Pickup Line By Steve in Pick Up Lines +22 -58 You look just like my ex-wife but without all the bruises.