Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Priest Told Me Chatup Line

in Pick Up Lines, Religious Jokes
+19 -51

I have a really small peenis, at least that’s what the priest told me.

Breastfeed Chat-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+5 -38

Wow I bet you could breastfeed a whole nursery of babies.

Message Pick Up

in Pick Up Lines
+13 -46

Can you send me a message because then I can tell my friends I’ve received a message from an angel?

Christmas Tree Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+13 -46

Hi, can you come to my house tonight and help put my Christmas Tree up? I want it in my bedroom.

Hurt My Back Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+26 -60

(Walk over with a hunched back) I hurt my back trying to suck my penis.

Shirt Chatup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+17 -53

Feel my shirt, it’s made of boyfriend material…