Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Covid19 Pickup Line

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Hey babe! Did you know that Covid19 isn’t spread by genitals?

Breastfeed Chat-Up Line

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Wow I bet you could breastfeed a whole nursery of babies.

Message Pick Up

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Can you send me a message because then I can tell my friends I’ve received a message from an angel?

Christmas Tree Pickup Line

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Hi, can you come to my house tonight and help put my Christmas Tree up? I want it in my bedroom.

Hurt My Back Pick Up Line

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(Walk over with a hunched back) I hurt my back trying to suck my penis.

Good Sex Pick-Up Line

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Man: Do you want to have good sex?
Woman: Ehh no… Sorry?
Man: Well you should come back to my place!