Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
22
May

Covid19 Pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
Tags:
+14 -46

Hey babe! Did you know that Covid19 isn’t spread by genitals?

23
Dec

Christmas Tree Pickup Line

By Stevey
in Pick Up Lines
+13 -46

Hi, can you come to my house tonight and help put my Christmas Tree up? I want it in my bedroom.

14
May

Breastfeed Chat-Up Line

By Tommy
in Pick Up Lines
+5 -38

Wow I bet you could breastfeed a whole nursery of babies.

16
Feb

Message Pick Up

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+13 -46

Can you send me a message because then I can tell my friends I’ve received a message from an angel?

03
Jun

Hurt My Back Pick Up Line

By Garret
in Pick Up Lines
+26 -60

(Walk over with a hunched back) I hurt my back trying to suck my penis.

31
Oct

Ex-Wife Pickup Line

By Steve
in Pick Up Lines
+22 -58

You look just like my ex-wife but without all the bruises.

1…373839404142
Joke categories
Search For Jokes
Follow Us
    •