Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
24
Apr

So Sweet

By PollyA
in Pick Up Lines
+24 -27

You’re so sweet I think you’re giving me diabetes.

18
Dec

Mistletoe Chat-up Line

By Chris
in Pick Up Lines
+26 -29

Is it still rape if we’re standing under mistletoe?

31
Aug

Raisins Pick Up Line

By Dawson
in Pick Up Lines
+14 -18

Me: Do you like raisins?
Girl: No.
Me: Well how about a date?

08
May

Bucket List Chat-up Line

By Ed
in Pick Up Lines
+14 -18

Wow you’re so hot I’m gonna put you on my bucket list of things to do.

27
Mar

Milking Chat-up Line

By Graham
in Pick Up Lines
+18 -22

Have you got any farm experience because I really need milking?

17
May

Tyre Manufacturer

By Philpot
in Pick Up Lines
+17 -21

Do you work for a tyre manufacturer because you look like you have a lot of experience with rubber?

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