03Dec Compassion By MiguelA in General Jokes +12 -38 Why are some diseases more acceptable than others? When you have cancer you get compassion and sympathy but when you’re an alcoholic you get shouted at and told thrown out of the ladies toilets at McDonalds.
21Mar Yesterday By Dave in General Jokes +10 -36 Yesterday I had to change a lightbulb. Today I had a drink in a bar with a Jew and an Irish man. Looks like my life has become one big joke.
29Jan Sat Nav By Frank in General Jokes +2 -28 Just got a Sat Nav for bachelors. After every turn you get a new woman.
24May Great Prank By TimS in General Jokes +37 -63 Just did a great prank on my Grandma, I replaced all her sugar with cocaine.
19Jun X-Factor By SimonC in General Jokes +12 -39 My best friend is entering the X-Factor this year and I want to give him all the help and support I can. So I killed his mum.
14Feb Valentines Lamppost By RobK in General Jokes +17 -44 You know you’ve had a bad Valentine’s Day when the lamppost by the pub gets more cards and flowers than you.