Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Hot Dogs

in General Jokes
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Why do they call hot dogs, hot dogs? Shouldn’t they be called, hot hogs?

Restaurant

in General Jokes
+18 -44

Just had the following conversation after going to a restaurant.

Me: Hi I’m vegan, what can I get?
Waiter: Fucked!

Compassion

in General Jokes
+12 -38

Why are some diseases more acceptable than others? When you have cancer you get compassion and sympathy but when you’re an alcoholic you get shouted at and told thrown out of the ladies toilets at McDonalds.

Yesterday

in General Jokes
+10 -36

Yesterday I had to change a lightbulb. Today I had a drink in a bar with a Jew and an Irish man.

Looks like my life has become one big joke.

BA

in General Jokes
+11 -38

Went on a flight with BA last night which was a total nightmare, he really hates flying.

X-Factor

in General Jokes
+12 -39

My best friend is entering the X-Factor this year and I want to give him all the help and support I can. So I killed his mum.