08Jul Hot Dogs By ry in General Jokes +14 -40 Why do they call hot dogs, hot dogs? Shouldn’t they be called, hot hogs?
10Jan Restaurant By Dave in General Jokes +18 -44 Just had the following conversation after going to a restaurant. Me: Hi I’m vegan, what can I get? Waiter: Fucked!
03Dec Compassion By MiguelA in General Jokes +12 -38 Why are some diseases more acceptable than others? When you have cancer you get compassion and sympathy but when you’re an alcoholic you get shouted at and told thrown out of the ladies toilets at McDonalds.
21Mar Yesterday By Dave in General Jokes +10 -36 Yesterday I had to change a lightbulb. Today I had a drink in a bar with a Jew and an Irish man. Looks like my life has become one big joke.
23Jan BA By Murdoch in General Jokes +11 -38 Went on a flight with BA last night which was a total nightmare, he really hates flying.
19Jun X-Factor By SimonC in General Jokes +12 -39 My best friend is entering the X-Factor this year and I want to give him all the help and support I can. So I killed his mum.