Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Nine to Five

in General Jokes
+21 -46

Really hate my nine to five job. Starting work at 4:51 is ridiculous

French Restaurant

in General Jokes
+10 -35

I went to a French restaurant last night and was served by a hideously ugly waitress. She really gave me the crepes.

Dentist

in Animal Jokes, General Jokes
+9 -34

The following conversation took place at a dentists.

Dentist: Say Ahhh!!
Patient: Why?
Dentist: My cat died earlier this morning.

Gym

in General Jokes
+10 -35

Went to the gym last night and lost 4 stones in one day.

I accidentally ripped my leg off on the squat machine.

Great Prank

in General Jokes
+37 -63

Just did a great prank on my Grandma, I replaced all her sugar with cocaine.

Hot Dogs

in General Jokes
+14 -40

Why do they call hot dogs, hot dogs? Shouldn’t they be called, hot hogs?