Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Flowers

in General Jokes
+9 -34

I’d just like to thank all those people who have taken the time to put beautiful flowers by the side of the road. It really brightens up my drive to work.

Nine to Five

in General Jokes
+21 -46

Really hate my nine to five job. Starting work at 4:51 is ridiculous

French Restaurant

in General Jokes
+10 -35

I went to a French restaurant last night and was served by a hideously ugly waitress. She really gave me the crepes.

Dentist

in Animal Jokes, General Jokes
+9 -34

The following conversation took place at a dentists.

Dentist: Say Ahhh!!
Patient: Why?
Dentist: My cat died earlier this morning.

Sat Nav

in General Jokes
+2 -28

Just got a Sat Nav for bachelors. After every turn you get a new woman.

Great Prank

in General Jokes
+37 -63

Just did a great prank on my Grandma, I replaced all her sugar with cocaine.