Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Star Wars

in General Jokes
+21 -45

I haven’t seen the new Star Wars film yet but when I do it’s gonna be really annoying because of all the spoilers people have been posting about Princess Leia dying.

Waxing Car

in General Jokes
+8 -32

Just spend an hour waxing the car. It’s amazing how many dog hairs you can remove from the seats.

Subway

in General Jokes
+13 -37

Went to Subway today and they had an offer ‘£3 – Choose between 9 Subs and a Drink’ I said “What a dumb f*cking choice, I’ll take the 9 subs please”.

French Restaurant

in General Jokes
+10 -35

I went to a French restaurant last night and was served by a hideously ugly waitress. She really gave me the crepes.

Dentist

in Animal Jokes, General Jokes
+9 -34

The following conversation took place at a dentists.

Dentist: Say Ahhh!!
Patient: Why?
Dentist: My cat died earlier this morning.

Gym

in General Jokes
+10 -35

Went to the gym last night and lost 4 stones in one day.

I accidentally ripped my leg off on the squat machine.