02Jan Star Wars By Danny in General Jokes +21 -45 I haven’t seen the new Star Wars film yet but when I do it’s gonna be really annoying because of all the spoilers people have been posting about Princess Leia dying.
14Oct Waxing Car By TonyW in General Jokes +8 -32 Just spend an hour waxing the car. It’s amazing how many dog hairs you can remove from the seats.
14Apr Subway By Harry21 in General Jokes +13 -37 Went to Subway today and they had an offer ‘£3 – Choose between 9 Subs and a Drink’ I said “What a dumb f*cking choice, I’ll take the 9 subs please”.
26Aug French Restaurant By Stewart in General Jokes +10 -35 I went to a French restaurant last night and was served by a hideously ugly waitress. She really gave me the crepes.
16Nov Dentist By Dave in Animal Jokes, General Jokes +9 -34 The following conversation took place at a dentists. Dentist: Say Ahhh!! Patient: Why? Dentist: My cat died earlier this morning.
18Jun Gym By BMa in General Jokes +10 -35 Went to the gym last night and lost 4 stones in one day. I accidentally ripped my leg off on the squat machine.