23Sep One-Handed Typist By Tim in General Jokes +13 -32 Just got a new job helping a one-handed typist do capital letters. It’s shift work.
07Mar Candle Holder By MH88 in General Jokes +21 -40 Went to the supermarket today to find a candle holder but they didn’t have one so I decided to buy a cake instead.
13May Screwfix By Ashley Coghlan in General Jokes +9 -28 Just got a letter from Screwfix.. Turns out they are not a dating agency
05Jun Too Much By SteveS in General Jokes +7 -27 You know you’ve had too much to drink when you wake up the next morning and find 10 pizzas and a mysterious wheelchair in your shower.
31Jul Younger Brother By Steve in General Jokes +19 -39 My younger brother recently became involved with drugs and it’s totally turned his life upside down. He now drives a Porche and has his own house which he paid for in cash.
08Oct Pregnant Woman By Brac34 in General Jokes +18 -38 What does a pregnant women and a locked car have in common? You can fix both with a coat-hanger.