Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

One-Handed Typist

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Just got a new job helping a one-handed typist do capital letters. It’s shift work.

Candle Holder

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Went to the supermarket today to find a candle holder but they didn’t have one so I decided to buy a cake instead.

Screwfix

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Just got a letter from Screwfix.. Turns out they are not a dating agency

Too Much

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You know you’ve had too much to drink when you wake up the next morning and find 10 pizzas and a mysterious wheelchair in your shower.

Younger Brother

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My younger brother recently became involved with drugs and it’s totally turned his life upside down. He now drives a Porche and has his own house which he paid for in cash.

Pregnant Woman

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What does a pregnant women and a locked car have in common?

You can fix both with a coat-hanger.