Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Little Girl

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Just had a message from that girlfriend that she’s had a beautiful little girl weighing 7lbs 3oz. Coincidentally that’s the same size as my c*ck.

New Girlfriend

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My new girlfriend is an animal in bed. Her pussy is wetter than a retards chin.

Saved

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Just saved a woman tonight from the shame of prostitution. I didn’t pay her.

Posh

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Decided to have a posh wank today.

The people at the suit hire shop were really angry that I ruined their tuxedo.

Gay Agenda

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I’m fed up of public schools promoting the ‘gay agenda’. My son came home from school the other day and he said they were talking about homo sapiens in class.

Seven Seconds

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Apparently men think about sex every seven seconds. Luckily I wrote this in sex.