Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Saved

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Just saved a woman tonight from the shame of prostitution. I didn’t pay her.

Breastfeeding

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I’ve always been a late developer. I stopped breastfeeding at 6… how was your day?

Old People

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What do you call someone who sleeps with old people?
An OAP-daphile.

Katy Perry

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Q. What do Katy Perry and B&Q (Home Depot) have in common?
A. They can both give you wood.

Posh

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Decided to have a posh wank today.

The people at the suit hire shop were really angry that I ruined their tuxedo.

Gay Agenda

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I’m fed up of public schools promoting the ‘gay agenda’. My son came home from school the other day and he said they were talking about homo sapiens in class.