08Apr Posh By VicG in Dirty Jokes +21 -47 Decided to have a posh wank today. The people at the suit hire shop were really angry that I ruined their tuxedo.
06Nov Sons Girlfriend By Tom in Dirty Jokes +22 -49 My son walked in today with his new girlfriend. “This is Sarah,” he burst out. “I’ve heard a lot about you,” I smiled. “Really? All good I hope,” she smirked. “Oh yes, he’s a lucky boy,” I replied. “It was a year before his mother let me do her in the ass.”
04Mar Bicyle By SteveB in Dirty Jokes +20 -47 Q. What do you call a gay on a bicycle? A. Bike-curious.
15Jun Left Arm By MattyB in Dirty Jokes +29 -56 I went to hospital last night after breaking my left arm and the doctor told me I had to stop jerking off. I said “Why? What’s that got to do with anything?” he said “We’ve been having complaints about you from the other patients”.
03Jul Shower By IanC in Dirty Jokes, Political Jokes +21 -49 I’ve decided I’m never going to jack off in the shower ever again. Just been informed by the police that I’ve now been given a lifetime ban from the Auschwitz Museum.
18Nov Paper Difference By Tony in Dirty Jokes +6 -34 Q. What’s the difference between toilet paper and news paper? A. Toilet paper is brown and smells bad.