Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

May

Gay Agenda

By Sav

in Dirty Jokes

+20 -46

I’m fed up of public schools promoting the ‘gay agenda’. My son came home from school the other day and he said they were talking about homo sapiens in class.

Mar

Bicyle

By SteveB

in Dirty Jokes

+20 -47

Q. What do you call a gay on a bicycle?
A. Bike-curious.

Jun

Left Arm

By MattyB

in Dirty Jokes

+29 -56

I went to hospital last night after breaking my left arm and the doctor told me I had to stop jerking off. I said “Why? What’s that got to do with anything?” he said “We’ve been having complaints about you from the other patients”.

Nov

Sons Girlfriend

By Tom

in Dirty Jokes

+22 -49

My son walked in today with his new girlfriend.

“This is Sarah,” he burst out.

“I’ve heard a lot about you,” I smiled.

“Really? All good I hope,” she smirked.

“Oh yes, he’s a lucky boy,” I replied. “It was a year before his mother let me do her in the ass.”

Jul

Shower

By IanC

in Dirty Jokes, Political Jokes

+21 -49

I’ve decided I’m never going to jack off in the shower ever again.

Just been informed by the police that I’ve now been given a lifetime ban from the Auschwitz Museum.

Nov

Paper Difference

By Tony

in Dirty Jokes

+6 -34

Q. What’s the difference between toilet paper and news paper?
A. Toilet paper is brown and smells bad.