Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Mum

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My mum walked in on me masterbating the other day. I told her “mum, stop masterbating!!”

Wings

in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes
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What’s red, has wings and sits in a tree?
A sanitary owl.

Bath

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The following conversation took place between a dad and his son while in the bath.

Son: Daddy why is my willy different to yours?
Dad: Yours isn’t erect son!

Money

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I came into a lot of money last week which is unusual for me… I normally uses tissues.

Little Girl

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Just had a message from that girlfriend that she’s had a beautiful little girl weighing 7lbs 3oz. Coincidentally that’s the same size as my c*ck.

New Girlfriend

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My new girlfriend is an animal in bed. Her pussy is wetter than a retards chin.