Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Head-Phones

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The following conversation took place on an airplane.

Air Hostess: Would you like head-phones.
Man: Yes I would. How did you know my name was Phones?

Jacuzzi

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Q. How do you turn your bath into a Jacuzzi for under $1?
A. Eat lots of beans.

Mum

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My mum walked in on me masterbating the other day. I told her “mum, stop masterbating!!”

Breastfeeding

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I’ve always been a late developer. I stopped breastfeeding at 6… how was your day?

Old People

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What do you call someone who sleeps with old people?
An OAP-daphile.

Money

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I came into a lot of money last week which is unusual for me… I normally uses tissues.