Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Dec

Gay Jokes

By Sans

in Dirty Jokes

Tags: Gay Jokes

+35 -48

Gay jokes are not funny, I mean cum on guys!

May

Ruined

By Tony

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+21 -34

Porn has ruined my life. I’m now too scared to order a pizza.

Oct

Smoke

By Jimmy

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+32 -45

I used to smoke after sex but now I just use Vaseline.

Nov

Cross The Road

By Dave

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+25 -39

Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put the wrong socks on this morning.

Dec

Sperm bank

By Dave

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+22 -36

Just been arrested after trying to donate my sperm at my local sperm bank. Apparently you’re supposed to fill the cup in private not in the reception area.

Oct

Witches

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

+13 -27

Q. Why do witches never wear panties?
A. They get better traction.