Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Poop Race

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+10 -23

Why can’t poop ever win a race?
Cause it always comes in turd!

iPhone

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+6 -19

I had phone sex last night but now my iPhone vibrate has stopped working.

Witches

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+13 -27

Q. Why do witches never wear panties?
A. They get better traction.

Massive Beaver

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+18 -32

Took a girl back to my place last night and she had a massive beaver. After she got on top of me she asked “Have you taken precautions?” I said “Yes, I’ve tied my feet to the bed”.

Bubbies

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+7 -21

Without nipples bubbies are pointless.