Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Retired

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I’ve use work for a drug company making Viagra but ironically I’ve now become semi-retired.

James Bond

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Viagra won’t make you James Bond but it will make you Roger Moore.

Knees

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What do older women have between their knees that younger women don’t?

Their boobs.

Gay Jokes

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Gay jokes are not funny, I mean cum on guys!

Ruined

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Porn has ruined my life. I’m now too scared to order a pizza.

Smoke

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I used to smoke after sex but now I just use Vaseline.