Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Dry Spell

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I haven’t had sex for about 1 year, 4 months, 24 days and 56 minutes. It doesn’t bother me though.

Gay Club

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Just decided to quit my job as a bartender at my local gay club. I’m fed up of watching the world go bi.

SexyTube

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Fed up of website popups on the SexyTube website. No SexyTube I do not want to play poker, I’m at work.

Trojan

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Who named Trojan condoms? The Trojan horse entered through the city gates, broke open and loads of little guys came out and fucked everyone’s day up. Doesn’t fill me with confidence.

Parking Spaces

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Women are like parking spaces. Sometimes all the best ones are taken so the only choice you have is to stick it in the disabled.

Santa

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What does santa have between his legs?

Ho-Ho-Hoes!