Best Funny Dirty Jokes

Women are like parking spaces. Sometimes all the best ones are taken so the only choice you have is to stick it in the disabled.

What does santa have between his legs?

Ho-Ho-Hoes!

I haven’t had sex for about 1 year, 4 months, 24 days and 56 minutes.

It doesn’t bother me though.

Q. Where do you get the cheapest milk?
A. From boobies.

I’ve use work for a drug company making Viagra but ironically I’ve now become semi-retired.

Met a really cool 13 year old on-line the other day, she’s funny and really attractive. I suggested we meet up for a drink and then she told me she has a job as a private detective. Got to be the coolest 13 year old ever.