Best Funny Dirty Jokes

Had an overdose on Viagra last night. My wife took it really hard.

I had a threesome last night.

Two people didn’t show up though, so I had to take matters into my own hands.

This chick tried to get me fired today for giving her an inappropriate massage in the office. I said “Good luck with that sweetheart, I don’t even work here!”

Q. What did the saggy titty say to the other saggy titty?
A. Lets get support before other people think we are nutts.

I went to the doctors today to get my prostate checked. He gave me the thumbs up.

The following conversation took place in a library.

Customer: Hi, I’m looking for the new book by Dr Schultz about small penises.
Librarian: Sorry, I don’t think it’s in yet.
Customer: Yes, that’s the one!!