Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Doctor

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Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, “How soon do you think we’ll be able to have sex?”

He winked at me and said “Well, I’m off duty in ten minutes, meet me in the car park.”

Library

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The following conversation took place in a library.

Customer: Hi, I’m looking for the new book by Dr Schultz about small penises.
Librarian: Sorry, I don’t think it’s in yet.
Customer: Yes, that’s the one!!

Testicles

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Think I might have something wrong with one of my testicles, one of them seems smaller than the other two.

Long Fingernails

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What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails?
Single

Read Minds

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If women could read minds men would get slapped every 2 seconds.

Hospital Bathroom

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The following coversation took place in a hospital bathroom.

Patient: Have you seen one as big as this today? (points to crotch area)
Nurse: Yes, I also work on the maternity ward.