Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Library

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The following conversation took place in a library.

Customer: Hi, I’m looking for the new book by Dr Schultz about small penises.
Librarian: Sorry, I don’t think it’s in yet.
Customer: Yes, that’s the one!!

Kitchen

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Wife asked me to knock something up in the kitchen… the housemaid is now pregnant.

Testicles

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Think I might have something wrong with one of my testicles, one of them seems smaller than the other two.

Long Fingernails

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What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails?
Single

Read Minds

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If women could read minds men would get slapped every 2 seconds.

Hospital Bathroom

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The following coversation took place in a hospital bathroom.

Patient: Have you seen one as big as this today? (points to crotch area)
Nurse: Yes, I also work on the maternity ward.