26Oct Doctor By Shorty in Dirty Jokes +64 -26 Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, “How soon do you think we’ll be able to have sex?” He winked at me and said “Well, I’m off duty in ten minutes, meet me in the car park.”
19Oct Library By Dave in Dirty Jokes +77 -39 The following conversation took place in a library. Customer: Hi, I’m looking for the new book by Dr Schultz about small penises. Librarian: Sorry, I don’t think it’s in yet. Customer: Yes, that’s the one!!
24Feb Testicles By Dave in Dirty Jokes +49 -12 Think I might have something wrong with one of my testicles, one of them seems smaller than the other two.
21Sep Long Fingernails By Sam in Dirty Jokes Tags: Gay Jokes +106 -70 What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails? Single
02Jun Read Minds By SteveA in Dirty Jokes +59 -25 If women could read minds men would get slapped every 2 seconds.
13May Hospital Bathroom By Jane in Dirty Jokes +77 -44 The following coversation took place in a hospital bathroom. Patient: Have you seen one as big as this today? (points to crotch area) Nurse: Yes, I also work on the maternity ward.