Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The following coversation took place in a hospital bathroom.

Patient: Have you seen one as big as this today? (points to crotch area)
Nurse: Yes, I also work on the maternity ward.

I’m so ugly my favorite sexual position is facing a computer screen.

Men wake up erect and women wake up yawning…coincidence? I think not.

Just decided on my new career, I’m going to be a reverse stripper. My plan is to become really fat, get completely naked, and then force people to pay me to put my clothes back on.

The fear of people to your right is dextrophobia.
The fear of having people to your left is anthropophobia.
And the fear of having people behind you is homophobia.

Tomorrow is national orgasm day. Are you coming?