Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Back Door

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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife while in bed.

Husband: “Can I try going through your back door tonight?”
Wife: “F*ck that sh*t!”
Husband: “Thats the spirit!”

Come From

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The following conversation took place between a dad and his young child.

Child: Dad where did I come from?
Dad: You came from a stork.
Child: Wow, you f*cked a stork?

Sexual Harassment Course

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Did a sexual harassment course earlier today at work. I think I’m going to be really good at it.

Auto-Complete

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Can’t believe how stupid Google auto-complete is!! Why would I search for “hardcore poem”?

Ferrari

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My sex life is like a Ferrari.

I don’t have a Ferrari.

Tampax

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Tampax have announced that they will be replacing their traditional tampon string with tinsel.

This will be for the Christmas Period only.