The following conversation took place between a husband and wife whilst in the bedroom.
Wife: What do you like best my face or my sexy body? Husband: Your sense of humor.
Yo momma is so fat when she slept in the attic she woke up in the basement
I’ve lost my home, I’ve lost control and I can’t see any escape. Definitely time to get a new keyboard.
After years of marriage I’ve learnt that you can tell a lot about a woman just from her hands. When she’s holding a frying pan and waving it around that usually means she’s angry.
Note to self…. When your girlfriend says “You can stick it anywhere you want”, that doesn’t include her sister.
Do you have a phone in your back pocket… because your ass is calling me.