Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Attic

in Yo Mama Jokes
+101 -43

Yo momma is so fat when she slept in the attic she woke up in the basement

Lost

in Surreal Jokes
+88 -30

I’ve lost my home, I’ve lost control and I can’t see any escape. Definitely time to get a new keyboard.

Justin Bieber

in General Jokes
+86 -28

Went to the barbers today and asked to get my hair cut like Justin Bieber. He totally shaved my head bald. I said “What the hell have you done. Justin Bieber doesn’t have his hair cut like this!!”, the barber said “He would if he came into my shop.”

Her Hands

in Relationship Jokes
+67 -10

After years of marriage I’ve learnt that you can tell a lot about a woman just from her hands. When she’s holding a frying pan and waving it around that usually means she’s angry.

Anywhere

in Relationship Jokes
+80 -23

Note to self…. When your girlfriend says “You can stick it anywhere you want”, that doesn’t include her sister.

Phone Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+102 -45

Do you have a phone in your back pocket… because your ass is calling me.