Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Dec

Failed Job Interview

By Dave

in General Jokes

+169 -56

Interviewer: Your resume says you’re very quick at maths.
Me: Yes I am!
Interviewer: Whats 12 x 37?
Me: 49.
Interviewer: That’s not even close!
Me: Yeah, but it was fast.

Jun

Ex-Wife

By Ant

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+205 -93

I’ve spent the last 3 years looking for my ex-wife’s killer… Still can’t find anyone to do it.

Apr

tampons

By toni

in Dirty Jokes

+227 -115

Q: Why do tampons have no friends?
A: Because they’re stuck up kunts.

May

Interview

By Pedro

in General Jokes

+165 -55

Just had the following conversation in a job interview.

Interviewer: Describe yourself in 1 word.
Me: Hired.
2nd Interviewer: Can he do that?

Jan

Obama Shooting

By Sam

in Political Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+251 -144

It’s a real shame that Barrack Obama recently had to give a speech stood behind bullet proof glass. Just because he’s black doesn’t mean he’s gonna shoot anybody.

Nov

Laying on Beach

By rj

in Racist Jokes

+291 -186

What do you call black people laying on the beach?

An oil spill.