Yo mama is so fat when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 episodes.
Just decided to run a marathon for charity. At first I didn’t want to do it but apparently it’s for blind and disabled kids so I think I’ve got a good chance of winning.
Hi,
I feel so dirty right now, PLEASE DO ME!
Love,
The Dishes
Q. What’s the difference between a black father and an elevator? A. An elevator can raise a family of four.
Harriet Tubman is set to replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill. It’s great that black people are going to be used as currency again.
What’s worse than waking up with an empty wallet and a sore head? Waking up with a full wallet and a sore ass.