I hate Windows… Just tried to set my password to “mydick” but apparently it’s too short.
Hi,
I feel so dirty right now, PLEASE DO ME!
Love,
The Dishes
Q. What’s the difference between a black father and an elevator? A. An elevator can raise a family of four.
What’s worse than waking up with an empty wallet and a sore head? Waking up with a full wallet and a sore ass.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex? One makes your whole day, the other makes your hole weak.
Just decided to run a marathon for charity. At first I didn’t want to do it but apparently it’s for blind and disabled kids so I think I’ve got a good chance of winning.