An attractive lady and an old man are sitting next to each other on a bus, the following conversation takes place.
Lady: Can you help me get something off my breasts please? Old man: Yeah sure it would be my pleasure, what is it? Lady: Your eyes
Got a Pakistani monopoly set the other day, there’s a shop on every corner.
The following conversation took place between a couple at the cinema.
Girlfriend: I think the guy next to me is jerking off. Boyfriend: Just ignore him. Girlfriend: I can’t. Boyfriend: Why? Girlfriend: He’s using my hand.
Why’s it better to be black than to be gay? Because when you’re black you don’t have to tell your parents.
The following conversation took place in school.
Teacher: So we are all descended from Adam and Eve. Young kid: My dad says we came from apes. Teacher: That’s probably true for your family Abdul.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass