Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Bus Ride

in Dirty Jokes
+291 -89

An attractive lady and an old man are sitting next to each other on a bus, the following conversation takes place.

Lady: Can you help me get something off my breasts please?
Old man: Yeah sure it would be my pleasure, what is it?
Lady: Your eyes

Monopoly Set

in Racist Jokes
+654 -454

Got a Pakistani monopoly set the other day, there’s a shop on every corner.

Cinema

in Dirty Jokes
+266 -68

The following conversation took place between a couple at the cinema.

Girlfriend: I think the guy next to me is jerking off.
Boyfriend: Just ignore him.
Girlfriend: I can’t.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: He’s using my hand.

Better

in Racist Jokes
+476 -278

Why’s it better to be black than to be gay?
Because when you’re black you don’t have to tell your parents.

Adam and Eve

in Racist Jokes, Religious Jokes
+498 -302

The following conversation took place in school.

Teacher: So we are all descended from Adam and Eve.
Young kid: My dad says we came from apes.
Teacher: That’s probably true for your family Abdul.

Gay Dinosaur

in Animal Jokes
+559 -369

What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass