Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Ginger Lady

in Racist Jokes
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A ginger lady at work recently announced that she was having a baby with her black boyfriend. When discussing possible baby names my suggestion of “Terry the Chocolate Orange” was apparently ‘offensive’ could lead to me getting ‘fired’.

Between Legs

in Dirty Jokes
+358 -152

The following conversation took place between a 7 year old and his dad.

Boy: You know that thing between your legs?
Dad: Yeah!
Boy: Why do girls eat it?
Dad: How do you know about that?
Boy: I saw mommy eating uncle Jeff’s

Squint

in Racist Jokes
+336 -131

Just found out that if you squint your eyes really hard you can actually make your nose bleed. I did it earlier today on the train and a Chinese person came up to me and punched me in the face.

Wife Orgazm

in Relationship Jokes
+320 -115

I asked my wife to let me know next time she has an orgazm but she said that she doesn’t like to call me at work.

Onions

in Surreal Jokes
+314 -112

My clever friend said that onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut in his face.

Hook

in Disabled Jokes
+452 -250

Q. What caused the death of Captain Hook?
A. He accidentally use the wrong hand wiping his ass,