Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Ginger Lady

in Racist Jokes
+368 -160

A ginger lady at work recently announced that she was having a baby with her black boyfriend. When discussing possible baby names my suggestion of “Terry the Chocolate Orange” was apparently ‘offensive’ could lead to me getting ‘fired’.

Squint

in Racist Jokes
+336 -130

Just found out that if you squint your eyes really hard you can actually make your nose bleed. I did it earlier today on the train and a Chinese person came up to me and punched me in the face.

Between Legs

in Dirty Jokes
+358 -152

The following conversation took place between a 7 year old and his dad.

Boy: You know that thing between your legs?
Dad: Yeah!
Boy: Why do girls eat it?
Dad: How do you know about that?
Boy: I saw mommy eating uncle Jeff’s

Wife Orgazm

in Relationship Jokes
+320 -115

I asked my wife to let me know next time she has an orgazm but she said that she doesn’t like to call me at work.

Onions

in Surreal Jokes
+314 -112

My clever friend said that onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut in his face.

Hook

in Disabled Jokes
+452 -250

Q. What caused the death of Captain Hook?
A. He accidentally use the wrong hand wiping his ass,