The Best Funny Wife Jokes

Sex Tape

in Relationship Jokes
+23 -19

Me and the wife decided to make our own sex tape, but she got really angry when I started to hold auditions for her part.

Last Night

in Relationship Jokes
+27 -23

Last night my wife came up to me wearing sexy lingerie and told me I can do anything I want so I decided to tie her up and go to the bar for a few drinks.

Jaws 3

in Relationship Jokes
+14 -10

Last night I spent the entire evening watching Jaws 3. My wife, her mother and her sister all came over and were talking all night.

Credit Cards

in Relationship Jokes
+10 -6

What’s the difference between a whore and a wife?

A wife accepts credit cards.

Wife

in Relationship Jokes
+21 -17

After having a wife for 10 years I finally understand why the word gay also means happy.

Gambling

in General Jokes
+23 -20

I no longer see my wife and kids and it’s all because of gambling.

I won loads of money and moved to Brazil.