The Best Funny Muslim Jokes

Muslim Violence

in Religious Jokes
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It’s sad to see so much violence coming from the Muslim community in recent weeks. On the plus side my local Halal butcher has had some great deals on meat.

Muslim Christmas

in Religious Jokes
+50 -48

My Muslim friend said that the festival of Eid is like a Muslim Christmas. Last night I left out a stocking, a glass of sherry and a pork pie but Mohammed didn’t bring me any presents.

New Zealand Farmer

in Religious Jokes
+40 -44

Q. Why did the New Zealand farmer become a Muslim?
A. Because he really loves ‘islamb.

Social Media

in Religious Jokes
+24 -31

Have you heard about the new social media website for Muslim Women?
It’s called ‘Book’.

Poppies

in Political Jokes
+32 -40

I heard on the radio today that a warlord in Afghanistan has purchased over 3 million poppies. It’s great to see Islamic military leaders showing their respect to the British Armed Forces.

Allah PickUp Line

in Pick Up Lines
+50 -59

Go up to a girl, hug her then say

“WE’LL BE WITH ALLAH SOON…….ALLAHU AKBAR!”