The Best Funny Muslim Jokes

Played Islamic chess last night. It’s just like normal chess but the queen goes in the corner and she’s not allowed to move.

Why do Muslim women hate wearing tight trousers? Because it makes their bomb look big.

After feeling a bit suicidal I called the Islamic Samaritans earlier today. They seemed really nice and even offered to give me flying lessons free of charge.

It’s amazing what Muslims put themselves through just so they can get 72 virgins in heaven. It would be a lot easier if they just became Catholic priests.

Q. What do Muslims and weather have in common?
A. They’re both either Sunni or Shiite.