The Best Funny Muslim Jokes

Can’t believe how much criticism Muslims get nowadays. I think before you criticize them you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they get angry you’ll be a mile away and they won’t have any shoes.

Not sure if I’ve offended my Muslim neighbors this year with all my Christmas decorations so I’ve decided to write ‘Allah is a cunt’ on my garage door just to make sure.

Saw a fire breakout at my local mosque yesterday so I reported it to the emergency services.

Hopefully they got my message and did something to help otherwise it will have been a waste of a first class stamp.

I think my local mosque has a bouncy castle inside, every time I go past I always see a big pile of shoes in the doorway.

Q. What do Islam and sat-navs have in common?
A. They both make you smash into buildings if you follow them too closely.