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17
Sep

You Can Call Me

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+97 -66

People call me Dave, but you can call me Tonight!

11
Sep

Yo mama is so ugly…..

By Tom
in Yo Mama Jokes
+20 -27

Yo mama is so ugly, even cillit wouldn’t bang her

11
Sep

2 argos pens!!!!

By graham
in Dirty Jokes
+54 -46

here is 2 interesting facts about me!
1) my knob is the same lenth as 2 argos pens!

2)im barred from argos

09
Sep

Pedo

By Rev george
in Dirty Jokes
+17 -37

What’s the biggest cause of pedophilia?

Sexy kids

26
Aug

Priest Castration

By sod lad
in Religious Jokes
+78 -55

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the back of the head.

25
Aug

Seduce Fat Woman

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+260 -163

How do you seduce a fat woman? Piece of cake.

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